卑鄙的我经典台词

篇一：卑鄙的我精彩部分台词

卑鄙的我

好了第一个客人叫维克多

但他的名字是V开头的

我们应该从A开头的开始然后B开头然后...

我知道我上过幼儿园背过字母表

我只是觉得先给维克多先生送曲奇比较好仅此而已

噩梦要结束了要结束了

丫头们欢迎再次光临维哥哥城堡 今天给我带了饼干吗

4盒迷你薄荷味2盒太妃糖味2盒饴糖味的和15盒可可坚果味 没错没人比我买得更多了不可能告诉我谁会比我买得多

总共是52元

好7 8 9...哎呀 我数到哪了 7 8 9...

你怎么穿着睡衣呢

这不是睡衣是热身服

你为什么热身啊

为各种事情

例如呢

超级酷的事情你们不懂

例如睡觉

这不是睡衣给52大元拜拜

快点 搞什么

安静点 臭鱼 安静孩子

成功了来孩子们我们走

那别的订了饼干的人怎么办

对某些人来说 人生不如意十有八九

别吓人

超级乐园带我们去嘛好吗

不行

我们从没去过这是世上最棒的地方

关我嘛事

求你了好嘛

这是我们唯一的愿望真的求求你嘛好嘛

去嘛去嘛

灵光一现呀

快点

再见慢慢玩

抱歉哥们她们需要成人陪同

什么哎呀呀

快看那只毛茸茸的独角兽毛茸茸的我喜欢死了 让我们把它给赢回来 不行不行

好嘛

独角兽多少钱

不卖但你只要打倒那只小飞船就能把它抱回家小菜一碟

再来一次

等等

好嘛再来一次

最后一次我不小心闭眼了

我打中了

打中啦真棒

喂喂喂这是什么意思她打中了我亲眼所见

老兄我告诉你你没见到那只太空船被打倒吧知道那意味什么吗教授大人 意味着你拿不到独角兽某人要发脾气了哟啧下次好运了

好了该我了 死翘翘

毛茸茸耶

真是太帅了

你把整个东西都给炸了

走吧 我们再去玩别的游戏

篇二：卑鄙的我部分台词

卑鄙的我

抱歉，先生，请问有厕所吗？ Excuse me, sir, is there a commode? 贾斯汀! Justin! 快，宝贝，照张相，我手托金字塔

Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.

贾斯汀，你马上给我回来! Justin, you get back here right now! 不，快停下！ No, stop!

-不，不！拦住他 ！- 快回来!别爬了！ -No, no! Stop him!-Go back! Don't climb! 等等，等等。 Wait, wait.

等一下，别激动，小朋友 Hold on. Easy, little boy.

够了，快停下，小子！停在那。不！ Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No! 不！不！不！ 掉下去了 No, no, no! There he goes. 贾斯汀! Justin! 我接了! 我接了! I've got him! I've got him! 今晚从埃及传来让人气愤的消息

Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered 吉萨金字塔已经被人偷走

that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen 取而代之的是个巨大的充气山寨版 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica. 恐慌立刻传遍全球，各地政府和民众 There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens

都在尽力保护他们珍爱的地标建筑 try to protect their beloved landmarks. 执法部门还是没有任何线索 Law enforcement still has no leads 每个人都在好奇，到底是哪个神偷大盗 leaving everyone to wonder,which of the world's villains

会对这起十恶不赦的盗窃案负责？ is responsible for this heinous crime? 他的下一目标又是哪里? And where will he strike next? * 今天，今天很糟糕 * * I'm having a bad, bad day * * 是时候让我为所欲为 * * It's about time that I get my way * * 把眼前的一切都粉碎 * * Steamrolling whatever I see * 冰冻射线！冰冻射线！冰冻射线！ Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! * 今天我没有开心很多 * * I'm having a bad, bad day * * 你要太在意，我也无话可说 * * If you take it personal, that's okay * *看看吧，看这多么快活 * * Watch, this is so fun to see * *卑鄙的我 * * Despicable me * 早上好 格鲁! Morning, Gru! 你好吗 How you doing? 你好 弗雷德

篇三：卑鄙的我配音台词

Okay, here we are. 好，我们到了。 Home, sweet home . 甜蜜的家

So, this is, like, your house? 这就是你家？

Wait a sec... 等等…

You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 你就是那个假扮答录机的家伙！

No, that was someone else. 不，你认错了

Can I hold your hand? 能拉着我吗？ No. 不行

When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie.

我还以为被这个秃子领养以后 会有什么好地方住呢 No, hey! 喂，别这样！

Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests.

凯尔，不是给你吃的，这些是客人

Girls, this is Kyle, my 姑娘们，这是凯尔，我的… dog. 狗

Fluffy doggy! 毛毛狗！

What kind of dog is that? 这算是哪种狗？

He is a... I don't know. 他是…我也说不清

Do you really think that this is

an appropriate place for little kids?

你觉得这地方真的适合小孩子住？

'Cause it's not. 我不觉得

No! No! Stay away from there! 不，不！别去碰那个！

It's fragile. 容易碎的

Well, I suppose

the plan will work with two. 也许我的计划两个人就够了

Hey! It's dark in here. 喂！里面好黑的

It poked a hole in my juice box. 我的饮料被扎了个洞

As you can see, 你们看

I have provided everything

a child might need.

我已经准备好了小孩子所需的一切（食物、水、屎尿） All right. 好了

Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 刚才说到…喂！

Somebody broke that. 有人闯祸了

Okay, okay.

Clearly, we need to set some rules.

好吧，看来我们得定一些规矩

Rule number one. 第一条

You will not touch anything. 你们什么也不能碰

What about the floor? 地板呢？

Yes, you may touch the floor.

可以碰地板

What about the air? 空气呢？

Yes, you may touch the air! 可以碰空气！

What about this? 这个呢？

- Where did you get that? - Found it. - 你怎么拿到的？ - 捡的

Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working.

第二条，工作时不要打扰我

Rule number three. 第三条规矩

You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 不准哭不准笑不准发牢骚

or sneeze or burp or fart! 不准打嗝打喷嚏或者放屁！

So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

总之，一切烦人的声音都不能有 明白？

Does this count as annoying? 这算不算烦人？ Very! 相当的！

I will see you in six hours. 六小时后见

Okay, don't worry.

Everything's going to be fine. 别担心，没事的

We're gonna be really happy here.

Right? Agnes?

我们会玩的很开心，对吧爱葛妮丝？

篇四：卑鄙的我台词

卑鄙的我台词

1.Time to deliver the cookies!

2.Okay. But first, we're going to dance class.

3.Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today.

4.Actually, we can't skip the dance class today.

5.We have a big recital coming up.

6.We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. Yeah, Swan 7 。Lake!

8.That's fantastic. Wonderful.

9.But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on!

10.No.

11.No?

12.We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class.

篇五：卑鄙的我配音台词

Okay, here we are. 好，我们到了。 Home, sweet home . 甜蜜的家

So, this is, like, your house? 这就是你家？

Wait a sec... 等等…

You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message! 你就是那个假扮答录机的家伙！

No, that was someone else. 不，你认错了

Can I hold your hand? 能拉着我吗？ No. 不行

When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie. 我还以为被这个秃子领养以后

会有什么好地方住呢 No, hey! 喂，别这样！

Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests.

凯尔，不是给你吃的，这些是客人

Girls, this is Kyle, my 姑娘们，这是凯尔，我的… dog. 狗

Fluffy doggy! 毛毛狗！

What kind of dog is that? 这算是哪种狗？

He is a... I don't know. 他是…我也说不清

Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids? 你觉得这地方真的适合小孩子住？

'Cause it's not. 我不觉得

No! No! Stay away from there! 不，不！别去碰那个！

It's fragile. 容易碎的

Well, I suppose

the plan will work with two. 也许我的计划两个人就够了

Hey! It's dark in here. 喂！里面好黑的

It poked a hole in my juice box. 我的饮料被扎了个洞

As you can see, 你们看

I have provided everything a child might need.

我已经准备好了小孩子所需的一切（食物、水、屎尿）

All right. 好了

Okay. As I was saying... Hey! 刚才说到…喂！

Somebody broke that. 有人闯祸了

Okay, okay.

Clearly, we need to set some rules. 好吧，看来我们得定一些规矩

Rule number one. 第一条

You will not touch anything. 你们什么也不能碰

What about the floor? 地板呢？

Yes, you may touch the floor. 可以碰地板

What about the air? 空气呢？

Yes, you may touch the air! 可以碰空气！

What about this? 这个呢？

- Where did you get that? - Found it. - 你怎么拿到的？ - 捡的

Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working. 第二条，工作时不要打扰我

Rule number three. 第三条规矩

You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle 不准哭不准笑不准发牢骚 or sneeze or burp or fart! 不准打嗝打喷嚏或者放屁！

So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

总之，一切烦人的声音都不能有

1.

明白？

Does this count as annoying? 这算不算烦人？ Very! 相当的！

I will see you in six hours. 六小时后见

Okay, don't worry.

Everything's going to be fine. 别担心，没事的

We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes?

我们会玩的很开心，对吧爱葛妮丝？

She closed her eyes

and pretended to be asleep. 她闭上眼睛,装作睡着了。

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