猫和老鼠外语版

篇一：英文笑话：猫和老鼠

Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friends and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.

布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。" What's in your box?" asked the friend. “盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。

"A cat." answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."

“一只猫。”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”

"But the mice are only imaginary." said the friend.

"

“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。

So is the cat." whispered Mrs Brown.

“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。

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篇二：猫和老鼠天津版

猫和老鼠天津版 猫：

来到天津卫， 嘛也没学会， 我学会开汽车， 压死二百多。 警察来找我呀， 吓我一哆嗦， 我是连滚带爬， 钻进耗子窝。 进了耗子窝， 嘿，里边还真不错， 我左看右看， 这里还真阔。 耗子见了我， 吓得打哆嗦， 它又稍息又立正， 是跪下把头磕。

鼠：

二伯，二伯， 你长得可真不错，

脸上的麻子是一个赛一个， 你家买黄豆，

可不用带家伙，

一窝一颗足能搁二斤多。

猫：

你吃饱撑的，

你别拿我找乐，

贫嘴寡舌，

我看你是不想活了。 瞧你的小身板，

这么矮的个，

小鼻子小眼，

还愣充是模特呢， 你要是不服呢，

咱们就抄家伙，

上一拳下一脚，

来个德和勒。

鼠：

这儿地界小，

咱开洼去比划。

猫：

（白）走 谁怕谁。

鼠：

您了前边走，

我后边紧跟着。

猫：

得，

你要是跳海河，

二伯我陪着，

你要是下油锅呢， 我马上拣柴火。

鼠：

少那么多废话，

你先尝我一锅。

猫：

（白：埃悠悠），

你小子蔫坏损，

也不打招呼，

别怪二伯我翻了脸， 我拆你的耗子窝。

鼠：

二伯别生气，

二伯你别上火，

咱们爷俩谁跟谁， 没你哪有我，

这是鲜花几朵，

您了先收着，

有嘛不是，

都怪小弟我，

不管怎样，

咱们两人不还得一起过嘛。

猫：

嘛话也别说了，

听得我还挺难过，

得，从今咱们和和美美， 把日子过红火。

合：

哎，

来到天津卫， 嘛也没学会， 我学会开汽车， 压死二百多。。。。

篇三：猫和老鼠之荒岛假期 (英语配音稿)

荒岛假期（The holiday island）

角色分配（character）：X X 饰 Tom

X Y 饰 Jerry

T:As the saying goes, people bad to drink cold water fort teeth.It’s not easy to find a time to visit relatives in Africa,but unfortunately the ship was broken halfway.On this board I have any eats or drinks.Look,the only thing can eat is the bad shoes. Er,like the roots of rice noodles.Hey,discovering the new world.Hey Hey,what happened.Please!GOD!Please give me the strength!Ouch,what’s that!It’s coconut!Knock it out!Oh,how to knock it !wu~Oh!like the sun ,wow,tortoise,it’s delicious,sprinkle some salt……Ouch,my teeth!

J:Too cool,I’d like to bask in the sun for a bath (Humming a song)

T:Drumstick,wow,and a hum!

J:Oh,the cat foot pint,There is no cat,it’s must my illusion.

T:Welcome,finally found a salt,HaHa,it can eat some good food,Oh,stop! J:Tom,what do you want！

T:What do you want?You tell me what I want,I want to eat you !Don’t run !Where am I,Would not be a cannibal tribe!

J:I scared you!

T:GOD!What's that noise!Oh!my ass!Oh!my ass bone!A!what to do !Hide myself first!

J:It’s Tom’s scared times ,I come to play a wild man ,blacken myself,scared the shit out of a one count. T:Oh,too scary!

J:@#$$#@@@###$$%$$#@#@#@

T:What’s your meaning?I speak the standard English do you take clear? J:#@^%$&$$%^#$%&#$%&@#%^@#%& T:Don’t poke me ,don’t poke me ,please don’t poke my hips

J:@#$$#@@@###$$%$$#@#@#@ get in

T:Ouch,I almost drowned!Oh, The voice sounds familiar. J:#@^%$&$$%^#$%&#$%&@#%^@#%&

T:All right

J:@#$$#@@@###$$

T:You don’t scream.I will do it.Just chop the radish.Oh,to add some vitamin. J:Don’t garlic T:Oh,don’t put garlic.Well,the accent likes our places.

J:haha,It’s so funny,stupid Jerry,haha,let me cook a delicious cat soup.So comfortable!

T:So bitter!I should not have come out ,Look,Sweat streaming down.I first taste the delicious soup is not fresh.God ,so big a smell,add some pepper.Just who is this sounds so familiar?Who is that?

J:Mouse is afraid of the cat, it is rumored!A silly cat, what is terrible!Ventured to put the cat down .The stupid cat!

T:How dare you to say that I am stupid cat

J:Ventured to put the cat down .The stupid cat,is nothing to fear!Ventured to put the cat down ! T:What excited?Your trousers are tripping

J:#@^%$&$$%^#$%&#$%&@#%^@#%& T:Shut up!I know you are Jerry.After learning the cannibal tribe,try to learn a Indians! J:Hey,Tom,I was just a joking,Is funny? I may leave early.Bye!

T:Bye?I'll put you into the lame!Don’t run !Stop!Listen to me ,Jerry!Stop!The savage!Don’t eat me !Cats are sour,you will get the diarrhea

J:Your deadline is coming ,Tom!Ah,who?Ah,don’t eat me !Rat meat is smelly!

篇四：猫和老鼠 英语故事

There was once a house that was overrun with mice. A cat heard of this, and said to herself, "That's the place for me," and off she went and took up her quarters in the house, and caught the mice one by one and ate them. At last the mice could stand it no longer, and they determined1 to take to their holes and stay there. "That's awkward," said the cat to herself: "the only thing to do is to coax2 them out by a trick." So she considered a while, and then climbed up the wall and let herself hang down by her hind3 legs from a peg4, and pretended to be dead. By and by a mouse peeped out and saw the cat hanging there. "Aha!" it cried, "you're very clever, madam, no doubt: but you may turn yourself into a bag of meal hanging there, if you like, yet you won't catch us coming anywhere near you."

If you are wise you won't be deceived by the innocent airs of those whom you have once found to be dangerous.

从前，有一座房子，里面的老鼠泛滥成灾。一只猫听到此事，便自言自语的说：“那正是我要去的地方。”于是她走到那座房子里住下了，一只接一只地 抓老鼠，然后吃掉他们，最好，老鼠们再也无法忍受下去，决定躲到自己的洞里，再也不出来，“这还真不好办了，”猫自言自语道，“若想骗它们出来，只能耍个 花招了。”她琢磨了一会儿，然后爬上墙，用后腿钩住木桩倒挂下来，假装已经死了。过了一会儿，一只老鼠向外窥探，看到了挂在那里的猫。“啊哈！”老鼠大 叫，“夫人，你还真聪明，不过，就算你假装成一袋食粮挂在那里，你也骗不了我们去接近你。”

如果有足够的智慧，面对那些曾认定的危险人物所假装出来的无辜，你也不会上当受骗。

篇五：“猫和老鼠”现实版猫咪逆袭 老鼠被猫戏弄

微信公众号“钟灵毓秀之家”搜集了一些搞笑图片，在这里与大家共享

据英国《镜报》4月9日报道，这只戏弄小老鼠的猫咪是英国萨默塞特郡上一户人家的宠物。有意思的是，猫咪的主人将它起名

为“莫斯”（Mouse），跟英文里的“老鼠”（mouse）写法相同。

与《猫和老鼠》里经常被小老鼠欺负的猫咪不同，只见莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将可怜的小老鼠抛来抛去，完全占

据了上风。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

猫咪莫斯在屋顶上像扔皮球一样，用爪子将小老鼠抛来抛去，玩弄于股掌之间。

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