三顾茅庐英文版

篇一：三顾茅庐英文剧本

Three Visits to the Hut

As the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons — LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao’s corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.

SCENE 1: At LiuBei’s home

Actors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFei

Guanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? It’s so terrible!

Liubei: Yu, it’s impossible that I don’t feel painful, is’t it? But it’s very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas (学位证书),of course there’s no jobs, What are you dreaming about?(来自:www.sMHaiDa.com 海 达范文网:三顾茅庐英文版)

Zhangfei: Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliang’s wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , it’s time for us to be debt collecters now.

Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.

Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let’s go! Go～Go～!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催逼讨债)!

Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.

Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.

SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiang’s house

Actor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeper

ZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military(军人) and I love it so much!

I feel so morose(郁闷的) recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6(College English Test) and obliged me to do so many texts. What’s CET-6? Do you know? … It is ridiculous [r?'d?kj?l?s], I never heard about that.

Wife: Darling!

ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.

Wife: My dear, how about your study?

ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.

Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is so serious. If you can’t pass CET-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like tianjin

ZhuGeliang: Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.

Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test .

ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!

Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK?

ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t

Wife: You can’t? Oh how unfortunate I am! I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong at the beginning. I should’t marry here. I’ll never in this heartreading place now.

ZhuGuliang: Don’t cry! Don’t cry! Stop! I’m going to study hard . Wife: That’s the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts.

ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei? Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!

Keeper: What’s the matter? Madam?

Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.

Keeper: Yes! Madam!

Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.

Scene3 outside ZhuGeliang’s house

Actors:Luibei Zhangfei Keeper

Zhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!

Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?

Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.

Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.

Liubei: En???

Keeper: Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouth Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!

Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.

Liubei: Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch.

Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.

Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house

Aside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.

The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside.

Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again. Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!

Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!

Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.

Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life.

Keeper: Don’t interrupt! Boss is reading!

Liubei: Keep quiet!!!! Show we the way please!

Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.

ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you? Liubei: My dailing brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.

ZhuGeliang: I’m sorry, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.

Liubei: However, your wife won’t set you free?

ZhuGeliang: That’s too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6.

ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it? Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.

ZhuGeLiang: I’m such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond people’s imagination.

Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6?

Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.

ZhuGeliang: Because I don’t want to pass it deliberately. [d?'l?b?r?tl?] Liubei: Why?

篇二：三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

刘：Hi,man,how is everything going?

仆：Who are you?

关：Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong.

张:Fucking man,who are you?

刘：Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here?

诸葛：Shit, it's Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu

刘：I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?

仆：Yes ,i'm his servant ,why do you come here? 刘：I want .......

张：Fuck off,guy, I saw him,let's go,brother!

刘：Yaoxi. (见到诸葛亮，握住诸葛的手），how long no see,i look for you very hard.

诸葛：Who are you?

关：Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong.

诸葛：Saoga,why do you look for ma?

刘：Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation.

诸葛：Help you? Are you serious?(搓手指，表示要钱） 刘：（把钱呈上）

诸葛：

Is this all?

刘：Not enough?

诸葛：No money no talking! See you!

刘：Greedy guy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指）

刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。。。。）

刘：Hi ,Mr Zhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手）

仆：Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge is resting....

关张：Fuck off(关张进去推醒诸葛）

张：Ai,guy, are you dead?

诸葛：What are you doing? I'm resting. Rude guys!

刘：Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you.

诸葛：Money ? No.today I want a beauty...do you got it? 刘：What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.(转身离开）

刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。。。。） 刘：Hi ,guy man,what 's up?

仆：I'm fine ,thank you,and you?

张：Fuck off, let' go ,brother....

刘：Mr zhuge ,today I take a beauty and much money to meet you needs (刘备指向老师）. What's you opinion abou being my assistant?

诸葛：Good , 卡哇伊！Ok,I'm yours.....

篇三：英语搞笑话剧——三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage

主要人物：诸葛亮、诸葛家仆人（朱不亮）、刘备、关羽、张飞、旁白（同时操作电脑）

旁白：

Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great

classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the

main

characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the

symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who

visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to

be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped

the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.

Now，let’s go into the story.

第一幕

屋子中，诸葛亮在屋里走着，

诸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty，猪不亮扫地，送水（营养快线）

三兄弟上场，关羽（头巾），刘备（墨镜），张飞（不停打嗝） 刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙

A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，张飞点烟，刘深吸一口，长舒一口气）

刘：嗯？没点着

En? It dosen’t burn on.

张飞：凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟

Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom!

关羽：此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生

We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang!

张飞：必须的，老曹太欺负人了

Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much.

三人来到门前，石头剪子布

刘备：According to our custom？

关羽：OK.

张飞：No problem.

刘备三人进行石头剪子布，刘备输了，其余两人把刘备推到前面。

刘备作出一幅英勇就义的姿态，（上海滩响起）

刘备作按门铃状，（门铃声响起）。

诸葛亮：Bu liang（不亮）, go to open the door.

仆人：Heng!(哼)

仆人板着个脸到了门口，做了一个甩头的动作，并呼啦呼啦头发，然后深呼吸，放平稳，保持微笑。然后打开门，举了个躬。 仆人：?????(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好) 刘备：Can you speak English?

关羽：（紧接着刘备）Can you speak Chinese?

张飞：（紧接着）Can you speak Japanese?

刘备：（紧接着）Spanish?

关羽：（紧接着）Congolese?

张飞：（紧接着）Egyptian?

仆人：（紧接着）Shut up! Who are you people?

刘备：(摆个pose)I’m Liubei.

关羽：(也摆个pose)I’m Guanyu.

张飞：(同样摆个pose，把关羽碰倒了)I’m Sorry.

刘备三人赶紧把仆人扶起来。

猪不亮：你们怎么来的啊

What do you three take to come here?

张飞：骑马来的啊，做骑马状

Riding a horse ,of course.

猪不亮：那你们怎么骑马来的啊？

So,How do you riding a horse?

三人面面相觑，猪不亮关门

刘备突然明白了，“money！！”

张飞关羽耸肩都没带钱，下台

第二幕

三兄弟上台，张飞关羽手提礼品

关羽猥琐的说:这次应该可以了吧，上?a href="http://www.zw2.cn/zhuanti/guanyuwozuowen/" target="_blank" class="keylink">我苍刮颐?/p>

I think we’ll manage it this time.

张飞：啥啊，如果你不是拉着我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮状，

老虎声音）

What? If you don’t pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat!

刘备：行了，行了，我们来干啥来了

稍息。。。立正。。。（张飞关羽照做）

Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention! 刘备：都给我机灵点（张飞关羽点头答应）

You three! Be clever this time!

屋子中??

（英文歌，诸葛亮和猪不亮正喝酒，猪不亮哼着英语歌，他两个喝醉了）

诸葛亮：MY GOD！！上天你为什么这么惩罚我

My God!! Why do you punish me?!

猪不亮：老大别难过，班长杨超不也没过吗

Don’t be sad,my boss. As I know,our monitor does’t pass the examination.

诸葛亮：我的四级考试啊，开始哭．．．

What？our monitor does’t pass the examination？But，My English cet band 4 also losed···

（换背景音乐，猪不亮跟着哭，门铃响，猪不亮醉醺醺的摇摇晃晃去开门）

猪不亮：谁啊

Who’s this?

张飞：收水费的

I come here to charge the bill of electricity

（开门，三人一脸嬉笑）

刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下

We are here again,bother to notice your boss.

（猪不亮四下环顾，把礼品接过来了）

（屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽抹眼泪）

张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头（自言自语）

I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart..

关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见一下（SEE）

Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please. 猪不亮：吟诗，见与不见。。。

（你见，或者不见我

It’s doesn’t matter if you see me or not

我就在那里

I am standing right there

不悲不喜

With no emotion

你念，或者不念我

It’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not

情就在那里

The feeling is right there

不来不去

And it isn’t going anywhere

你爱或者不爱我

It’s doesn’t matter）

篇四：英语搞笑话剧——三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage

主要人物：诸葛亮、诸葛家仆人（朱不亮）、刘备、关羽、张飞、旁白（同时操作电脑）

旁白：

Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great

classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the

main

characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the

symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who

visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to

be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped

the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.

Now，let’s go into the story.

第一幕

屋子中，诸葛亮在屋里走着，

诸葛亮：Buliang，this classroom is so dirty，猪不亮扫地，送水（营养快线）

三兄弟上场，关羽（头巾），刘备（墨镜），张飞（不停打嗝） 刘：饭后一支烟，赛过活神仙

A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.（伸手，张飞点烟，刘深吸一口，长舒一口气）

刘：嗯？没点着

En? It dosen’t burn on.

张飞：凑合着吧，老师不让抽烟

Sorry，we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom!

关羽：此番前来，定要邀请的卧龙先生

We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang!

张飞：必须的，老曹太欺负人了

Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much.

三人来到门前，石头剪子布

刘备：According to our custom？

关羽：OK.

张飞：No problem.

刘备三人进行石头剪子布，刘备输了，其余两人把刘备推到前面。

刘备作出一幅英勇就义的姿态，（上海滩响起）

刘备作按门铃状，（门铃声响起）。

诸葛亮：Bu liang（不亮）, go to open the door. 仆人：Heng!(哼)

仆人板着个脸到了门口，做了一个甩头的动作，并呼啦呼啦头发，然后深呼吸，放平稳，保持微笑。然后打开门，举了个躬。 仆人：?????(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~，中文意思：你好) 刘备：Can you speak English?

关羽：（紧接着刘备）Can you speak Chinese?

张飞：（紧接着）Can you speak Japanese?

刘备：（紧接着）Spanish?

关羽：（紧接着）Congolese?

张飞：（紧接着）Egyptian?

仆人：（紧接着）Shut up! Who are you people?

刘备：(摆个pose)I’m Liubei.

关羽：(也摆个pose)I’m Guanyu.

张飞：(同样摆个pose，把关羽碰倒了)I’m Sorry. 刘备三人赶紧把仆人扶起来。

猪不亮：你们怎么来的啊

What do you three take to come here?

张飞：骑马来的啊，做骑马状

Riding a horse ,of course.

猪不亮：那你们怎么骑马来的啊？

So,How do you riding a horse?

三人面面相觑，猪不亮关门

刘备突然明白了，“money！！”

张飞关羽耸肩都没带钱，下台

第二幕

三兄弟上台，张飞关羽手提礼品

关羽猥琐的说:这次应该可以了吧，上次也怨我们

I think we’ll manage it this time.

张飞：啥啊，如果你不是拉着我，老子一嗓子吼死他（做咆哮状，老虎声音）

What? If you don’t pull me,I will easily kill him with my strong throat!

刘备：行了，行了，我们来干啥来了

稍息。。。立正。。。（张飞关羽照做）

Stop,stop,What are we doing here? At ease!—Attention! 刘备：都给我机灵点（张飞关羽点头答应）

You three! Be clever this time!

屋子中??

（英文歌，诸葛亮和猪不亮正喝酒，猪不亮哼着英语歌，他两个喝醉了）

诸葛亮：MY GOD！！上天你为什么这么惩罚我

My God!! Why do you punish me?!

猪不亮：老大别难过，班长杨超不也没过吗

Don’t be sad,my boss. As I know,our monitor does’t pass the examination.

诸葛亮：我的四级考试啊，开始哭．．．

What？our monitor does’t pass the examination？But，My English cet band 4 also losed···

（换背景音乐，猪不亮跟着哭，门铃响，猪不亮醉醺醺的摇摇晃

晃去开门）

猪不亮：谁啊

Who’s this?

张飞：收水费的

I come here to charge the bill of electricity

（开门，三人一脸嬉笑）

刘备：我们又来了，麻烦小弟通报一下

We are here again,bother to notice your boss. （猪不亮四下环顾，把礼品接过来了）

（屋子里传来悲伤的气息，张飞和关羽抹眼泪）

张飞：怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头（自言自语）

I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽：请问卧龙先生在家吗，我们想见一下（SEE）

Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please. 猪不亮：吟诗，见与不见。。。

（你见，或者不见我

It’s doesn’t matter if you see me or not

我就在那里

I am standing right there

不悲不喜

With no emotion

你念，或者不念我

It’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not

情就在那里

The feeling is right there

不来不去

篇五：英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本

情景一：

关羽：Boss! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! 刘备：Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now.

张飞：Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.

关羽：Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.

刘备： Alas! How did I forget this? Let‘s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let’s go to the mountain for money!

一起上山········

情景二：

等待高山流水结束····

诸葛亮：Good afternoon! I am the legend man（传说哥），ZhuGeliang . But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. But I've never heard about that.

It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, (军事谋略)not English. Oh，my god. Why should I learn English?

黄月英：Darling! Do you know? We are in the red (赤字)for your CET-6. I' even borrowed money from the gate keeper.What can I do when they come for debts?

诸葛亮：Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?

黄月英：Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!

书童：What is the matter? Madam?

黄月英：Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.

书童：Yes! Madam!

情景三：

旁白结束后····

张飞：This is zhu’s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!

书童：Are these men asking for the debt?

刘备：This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.

书童：Zhu said he is not in.

刘备：En????

书童：Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.

张飞：Well！He own our money. We wait for him here.

关羽：Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!

一个月之后·····

情景四：

两个月后，冬天来了····

张飞：Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again.

刘备：These days, the borrower is the god(借钱的是上帝)! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.（感化他们）

书童：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!

张飞：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!

张飞与刘备打斗··· 播放动画

张飞、关羽打斗······

关羽：Sunflower press（葵花点穴手）I press，I press.

Brother，We are here for debt not for his life!If you kill him ,where is our money?If you know,please bat your eyes.

诸葛亮在屋子里偷着乐···

刘备：Liangzai. I have hunted you for a long time!

诸葛亮：Oh! You are Liubei. What are you do here ?

刘备：You have borrowed me 500 yuan, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.

诸葛亮：I owe you 500 yuan? who can testify it? But if you can give me a chance, I will give you back something better. I am an honest man.

刘备：Why should I give you a chance? I will speak it to the judge.

诸葛亮：Please look at yourself, although having ambition, you are just a guarder . But I can help you enlarge your power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.

刘备：Wo wo wo. I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are such idea. I will be the king. 诸葛亮：If I give you a country, could I not repay your money?

刘备：En……. Of cause. But I need your help. are you willing to create a new country together with us?

诸葛亮：I want But I can’t.

刘备：If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.

诸葛亮：En……sorry, I can’t. Because my Tigress forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.

刘备：CET-6?That's a piece of cake ,I can help you!

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情景五：

旁白；告别

黄月英：Excellent man have a long-range ambition.You should put cause above everything else. 诸葛亮：I'll have a long journey, Please take care of yourself！Don’t worry ,I never miss you! 诸葛亮：My boss. I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last. 刘、关、张：Let' go!!!!!

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