作业帮三打白骨精英文,搞笑
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篇一：三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版
三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版 人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精 、B1：B变
成的村姑 、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now?
悟空 我们现在到哪里了
S: Bajie,map!
八戒 地图
E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)???（T、S一齐转向E） 哦 师傅 你瞧啊 ！
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦！
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧
T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba
jie,map.
没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒 地图 E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em?? i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,
奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了
S: Fat Pig!
肥猪
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I
will……….
死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就
S: You will what(凶相)?
你就要干嘛啊
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊！
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
你看 我们师傅也饿了
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。
what can we do？
但是师傅 如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗？
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
这是？
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from
master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if
you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! ,
knowledge is power!
哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊
S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)
好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜
T；ok it is the show time,
好的 现在是我们展示自己的时间啦
（放音乐《穷开心》三师徒开始跳舞）
。。。。
T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗
地主》我有点累了 我们打牌吧
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha (变成B1)
传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
能加我一个吗
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing card now,and three people are
enough.哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!
T: oh chance
嗯 机会
B1: Double King!
一对k
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are so clever. Come in and teach
me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah??
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主
题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱头)晕去
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上就给你一个教训
B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you
seen my daughter?
悟空醒 看到老妇
T: you Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什
么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2
躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two?..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊
狂奔过去）
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed
three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
不 他们不是人 是妖精
T: Monster?i think You are the real monster! you,go!!you,go!!it
is the wrong way ,你走错啦
妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错
唐指出）你走错啦 这边
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
师傅 猴哥真的走啦
T: Don't say that guy !
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)don't touch my master,
T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: oh Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its
appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
N: i am coming .where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.
N:hei hei (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the
right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you
will say can and will be against you in a court of law!let us go
(带走B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将
来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧！
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(
小声)
S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: i can not hear clearly.?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（
这个放伴奏）
T;you are ma monkey.
s;i am always your monkey （抱T）
我也永远都是你的猴子
八戒很不要脸的冲上去推开悟空抱着T
八戒；i am always your pig .
我也永远是你的猪
众人嘘声离开 放《英文版路在何方》
继续取经 结束
篇二：三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版
三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版
人物：
T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、
B：白骨精 、B1：B变成的村姑 、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、
J: Here we are! With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day! 终于到了，碧水青山环绕，多好的天儿啊1
T: Wukong,where we are now?
悟空 我们现在到哪里了
S: Bajie,map!
八戒 地图
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)???（T、S一齐转向E）
哦 师傅 你瞧啊 ！
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦！
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧
T: (缩手)No,I tkink I will take this untill we get to west ,bajie, map.
没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒 地图
E: But……
T: 阿弥陀佛, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em??we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! I am so hungry now,(坐)and I can not move anymore, 奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了
S: Fat Pig!
肥猪
E: Monkey!If you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就
S: You will what(凶相)?
你就要干嘛啊
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊！
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong, I am a bit hungry ，would you bring us some food?
悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？
E: You see ,master is hungry, too!
你看 我们师傅也饿了
T: Baijie !Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。what can we do？
但是师傅 如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办
T: Em…….It’s a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗？
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
E: This is…..?
这是？
S: Electric net! No monster can get you if you stay in it!
电网 只要你们待在里面就没有妖怪能抓到你们。
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! , knowledge is power!
哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊
S: OK. I’m going to find some food ,Bye!(走)
好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜
T:I ‘m a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
我有点累了 我们打牌吧
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?So easy!,ha ha ha (变成B1) That poor thing can never stop me ! Now I've changed into a girl. 传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?（能加我一个吗）
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing cards now,and three people are enough.
哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了
B1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are so clever. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1) Dai!You ugly monster! (上前就打)
B1:（倒)Ah??help!
T: (气愤)Wukong! What are you doing! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: (深呼吸准备唱字母歌)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)ABCDEFG……(阴阳怪气，惨不忍听)
S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱头)晕去
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,唉！（长叹一声）
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上就给你一个教训
B2:Daughter ~ daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter?
悟空醒 看到老妇
T: your daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!
(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸手指乱晃)how many?
T:Two?..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊狂奔过去）
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are monsters!不 他们不是人 是妖精
T: Monster?I think You are the real monster! You,go! You,go! It is the wrong way.
妖精 我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走 哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错 唐指出）你走错啦 这边 S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
师傅 猴哥真的走啦
T: Don't mention that guy any more!不准再提那个混蛋！
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll eat you!ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Don't touch my master,
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: oh Our hero is back!
T: I,I don’t understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing!（师傅你的智商该提高了）
T: How did you find out?（你是咋发现的？）
S: (沉默).......唱Monkey,monkey,you are so great!(猴哥猴哥，你真了不得！)
T: Wukong(S不理T)It’s my mistake.(S仍不理)I'm sorry.(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Speak louder master,I’m afraid I can’t hear you！
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
(谢幕)
篇三：西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头
once upon a time,there was a story about The Tang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.It is said that they had had 81 struggles and finally got the books.They were known for their persistent .
But in fact the thing is that......
J: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)???（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls! E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em?? we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)That poor thing can never stop me from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.
B1: (接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh?.I win! Em??,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah??help!
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more??you open the door?(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no??(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two?..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh?.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)
篇四：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three
people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
篇五：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg(转载于:www.smhaida.com 海 达 范 文网:三打白骨精英文,搞笑) is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three
people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....
英语话剧剧本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。 Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One
(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)
Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.
(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)
Female student A: We should find a seat for her.
Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.)
Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes.
(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)
Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?
(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)
Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?
Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah!
Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.
Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.)
Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.
Female student B: The young man is really brash.
Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)
Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)
Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!
Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.
Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.
Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.
Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two
(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)
Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?
Boy A: What?
Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.
Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?
Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)
Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it.
Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.
Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.
(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today.
Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us.
Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.
(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.) Female student C: (surprised) You.....
(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.) Old woman: You have nice hips.
Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment. Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.
Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely. Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.
Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people. (Female students get off the bus.)
Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.
Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands. Boy B: (startled) What?
Boy A: This old woman is also very strange. Boy B: Let's go!
Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.
(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.) Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too. Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)
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