作业帮话剧三打白骨精搞笑版
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篇一：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three
people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
篇二：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three
people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......
篇三：搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)
搞笑英文话剧剧本
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧 B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆 B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,
I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away….. T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three
people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teachme!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)
S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance
into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）
T: Let's go guys!( 歌)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year
go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....
英语话剧剧本The Bus
A Story about Love and Stinky Feet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。 Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One
(Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.)
Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.
(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)
Female student A: We should find a seat for her.
Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.)
Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes.
(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)
Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?
(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)
Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?
Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah!
Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.
Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.)
Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried.
Female student B: The young man is really brash.
Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)
Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)
Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!
Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.
Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.
Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.
Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two
(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)
Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?
Boy A: What?
Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.
Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?
Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.
(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)
Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it.
Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.
Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.
(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today.
Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us.
Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.
(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.) Female student C: (surprised) You.....
(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.) Old woman: You have nice hips.
Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment. Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.
Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely. Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.
Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people. (Female students get off the bus.)
Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.
Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands. Boy B: (startled) What?
Boy A: This old woman is also very strange. Boy B: Let's go!
Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.
(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.) Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too. Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)
篇四：三打白骨精英语话剧剧本
Three Times Beating the Monster
三打白骨精
-----七年制
开头出场，视频《英文版 敢问路在何方》(我们利用的是视频里的音乐)，四师徒出场(等到四人全部出来后暂停视频)。 【本剧灯光都是全亮的】
唐僧: Wukong，where are we now？
(悟空,我们现在到哪儿了?)
悟空：Ba Jie，map.
(八戒,地图.)
八戒误拿出一张美女图，给了悟空.
悟空：Oh，master，look！
(哦,师父,你看啊!)
唐僧：Oh，Ba Jie，how many times I have told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.
(八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!)
八戒：Oh，master，forgive me.
(噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)
唐僧：No，I think I will take this until we get to the west，Ba Jie，map.
(没门,我想就由我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经.八戒,地图!)
八戒：Oh，master，I am so hungry now，and I can not move anymore.
(噢,师父,我肚子饿扁了,我再也走不动了.)
悟空：Fat pig.
(肥猪.)
八戒：Monkey，if you say these two words once more，I will，I will……
(死猴子,如果你再敢说这两个字,我就……我就……)
悟空：You will ,you will what？
(你就想干嘛啊?)
八戒: I will help you catch louses（虱子）.
(嘿嘿,我就帮你抓虱子啊!)
唐僧: Wukong，I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?
(悟空,我也饿了,你能帮我们去找些吃的吗?)
八戒：You see ，our master is hungry too.
(你看,我们师父也饿了.)
唐僧：Bajie，don’t forget who ate my last meal.
(八戒,不要忘了,谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了.)
沙僧：But master，if the monster comes while monkey brother is away，what can we do？ (但是师父,如果有妖精来了,而大师兄又不在的话,该怎么办啊!)
唐僧：Yes，that is a big problem，Wukong.
(是的诶,这倒是个问题.悟空.)
悟空：No problem！
(没问题.)
悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……
八戒：This is……
(这是……)
悟空：Electric net，I made it，so no monster can touch you if you stay in it.
(这是我织的电网,只要你们呆在里面,没有妖精能进来.)
唐僧：Oh Wukong，you are becoming more and more knowledgeable .Knowledge is power!!!(八戒：is food 沙僧：is girl)
(哦悟空,你真是越来越知识渊博哦,知识就是力量啊![八戒:是美食.沙僧:是美女.])
悟空：OK , I am going to find some food, bye!
（那好，我去找吃的啦，拜拜！）
唐僧：OK, it is the show time.
（好的，现在是我们展示自己的时间啦！） 放音乐《穷开心》，三师徒开始跳舞。
一段时间后，
唐僧：I am a little tired , let’s play cards.
（我有点累了，我们打牌吧。） 放《斗地主》，师徒三人开始打牌。
白骨精现身。
白骨精：Electric net ？It is easy， hahaha！！！
（传说中的电网？小菜一碟嘛，哈哈哈哈哈！）
白骨精变成村姑出来……
村姑：Can I join you?
（能加我一个吗？）
唐僧：Oh，lady，we are playing cards now，and three people are enough.
（哦，女士，我们现在在斗地主呢，三个人已经够了。）
村姑：Oh，chance.
（噢，机会。）
唐僧：Oh，chance.
（噢，机会。）
村姑：Double King.
（一对K。）
唐僧：Double King，oh，I win，lady you are so clever，come in and teach me. （一对K，哦，我赢啦！女士，你太强啦，来，进来教我吧！）
这时悟空回来了。
悟空：You are the monster，I will kill you.
（你是妖精，我杀了你。）
唐僧：Oh，Wukong，what are you doing，she is my teacher.
（悟空，你看看你干了什么，她是我师父啊。）
八戒（对悟空）:She is my teacher!
（她是我师父。）
悟空:She is a monster!（她是个妖精。）
八戒（对唐僧）:she is a monster!
（她是个妖精。）
这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。
唐僧：Don’t say this.（这时放《only you》，当做紧箍咒）Only you……
（不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）
白骨精现身。
白骨精：Wahahaha，Sun Wukong，I will teach you a lesson.
（哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。）
白骨精变身老妇出场。
老妇：Daughter. Daughter. Where is my daughter? Hello, have you seen my daughter? （女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？）
唐僧:Your daughter……故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子
（你女儿……）
悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。
悟空:You are the monster, I will beat you.
（我打死你这个死妖精。）
听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。
沙僧：Master ，are you OK? How many?
（师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几？）
唐僧：Two， game over Sun Wukong.
（两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。）
见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。
老头：Oh，my wife my daughter，who did it？
（噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？）
悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。
悟空：You are going to die, monster.
（见阎王去吧，死妖精。）
唐僧：Oh Wukong，you have killed three lives.
（悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。）
悟空:They are not human beings，they are monsters.
（他们不是人，他们是妖精。）
唐僧：Monster？I think you are the real monster， you go ！you go！It is the wrong way. （妖精？我看你才是真的妖精吧，你走，哪来的回哪儿去吧！【见悟空往错的方向走了，唐僧指出】走
错啦，走错啦。这边。）
八戒:Oh master monkey brother is away.
（哦，师父，猴哥就这样走啦！）
唐僧：Don’t say that guy.
（不要理那个B了。）
白骨精见最强大的孙悟空已经被赶走了，高兴地出来了，准备享受唐僧肉。
白骨精：Hahahahaha，how foolish you are，I will eat you，Mr Tang.
（哈哈哈哈，唐僧，你是多么的愚蠢啊，我要吃了你。）
原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。
悟空：Don’t touch my master.
（不要碰我师父。）
沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！
（哦，我们的英雄回来啦！）
八戒：Monkey brother……
（猴哥……）
唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。
唐僧：What……what happened ？
（发生什么了？）
悟空：Master，you were cheated，the monster has changed into three different shapes. （师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）
唐僧：But how did you find it？
（但是你是怎么发现的呢？）
悟空：Monkey’s feeling.
（猴子的直觉。）
篇五：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精
Beat it!
人物：T:唐僧 M:孙悟空 P:猪八戒 S:沙僧
X:白骨精原型 B1:白骨精变成的村姑
B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人 B3: 白骨精变成男人
T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is?
众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)
T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）
八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
M: Idiot, What are you looking at?
孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，M一把抢过。 M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)
T:(很吃惊) （转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
P: Oh, master! Forgive me。I will never do this again (伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.
P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so. 我这肚子饿了。
M: Fat Pig!
P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. M: You will what(凶相)?
P: I will help you catch fleas跳蚤。
M: Hm！
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry. Could you go to get some food for me?
P: You see , master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie! Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
S: But master, if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….
T: Em…It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
M: No problem! (画圈)
S: This is…..?
M: Electric net伏魔圈! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it.
T: Em……ok，that’s good，we will stay in it! Monkey, You find the food as quickly as possible.I am so hungry.
S: Ok, master. Bye!(飞走)
T: It’s so boring, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
白骨精上场
X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow, I should come up with a plan. Ehn…..get it! i can pretend to be a poor woman, so they will trust me.haha……change change……
转了几圈，变成了一个村姑B1。
B1:I look great!
蹒跚的走过去，接近三人，看着他们在打牌…..
B1:hello,gentelman…...Can I join you?
P: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！
T: Bomb? (出牌)
B1: Double King! 王炸！
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔…我赢了！嗯…，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！
M: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah…… 惨叫声
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have you done! She is my teacher!
M: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
M: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ Once more……(紧箍咒)
M: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! So have you take some delicious food for me?
M: Yes, Master, I found some delicious bananas.
T: bananas again?! How many times I have told you! I am a monk, not a monkey! I want meat, meat (加重语气,又开始唱起泰坦尼克主题曲)
M：OH, sorry, master, Please ,no…….
T: Get the meat for me, quickly! （唐僧摇摇头，玩起手机来）
白骨精变成了一位年轻漂亮的女子
X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）
X2:hi….Mr handsome!
T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。 i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny
X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?! Let us go!
(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)
M:Monster!!look at how I beat you into hell.
（唐僧没有拦的住）
P&S: Are you Ok, moster?(扶T)
S: Look,(伸食指)how many?看，这是几？
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)
T: What you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest,
M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you
T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..
T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语) M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.
Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)
B3:Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
孙悟空，游戏结束了！
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) M: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
孙悟空突然冒出来打死妖精
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
M: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
P: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... 准备吃唐僧
M: (悄悄走到B后，打B晕)
T: Wukong?
S: Oh,Brother Monkey!（猴哥）
P: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！ T: How,how did you find out
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(M不理T) I admit my mistake this time(M仍不理) I'm sorry(小声) 悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起
M: What?
T: I'm sorry.
M: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry..... (S 捂耳)
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