i,have,nothing

Share my life, take me for what I am Cause I’ll never change all my colours for you

Take my love, I’ll never ask for too much

Just all that you are and everything that you do

I don’t really need to look very much further

I don’t want to have to go where you don’t follow

I won’t hold it back again, this passion inside

Can’t run from myself There’s nowhere to hide

Don’t make me close one more door I don’t wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there Don’t walk away from me... I have nothing, nothing, nothing If I don’t have you, you you ,you, you

You see through, right to the heart of me

You break down my walls with the strength of you love

I never knew love like I’ve known it with you

Will a memory survive, one I can hold on to

I don’t really need to look very much further

I don’t want to have to go where you don’t follow

I won’t hold it back again, this passion inside

Can’t run from myself There’s nowhere to hide

(Your love I’ll remember forever) Don’t make me close one more door I don’t wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there Don’t walk away from me... I have nothing, nothing, nothing

Don’t make me close one more door I don’t wanna hurt anymore Stay in my arms if you dare Or must I imagine you there Don’t walk away from me... Don’t walk away from me... Don’t walk away from me... I have nothing, nothing, nothing If I don’t have you, you If I don’t have you Oh~~~ Oh~~~

篇五：I have nothing to declare except my genuis

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