take,a,joke

篇一：Can't take a joke开不起玩笑

Can't take a joke开不起玩笑

Mailman: Mr Arbuckle. It's about your cat...

Mailman: As a government employee I deserve respect.

Mailman: And I'm not getting any...

Garfield: What's matter? Can't take a joke？

Garfield: Ouch.

*词汇注释

mailman n. 邮差

deserve vt. 应该得到

He deserved to be punished.

他应当受到惩罚。

respect n.尊敬

take a joke vi. 经得起开玩笑 He can't take a joke.

他开不得玩笑。

*参考译文

邮差:阿巴克先生，是关于你的猫的事

邮差:作为政府雇员，我应该得到尊重。

邮差:但是我并没有得到任何尊重。

加菲：怎么了？不能开个玩笑嘛？

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篇二：纯正口语-高频动词口语短句(五)

纯正口语:高频动词口语短句（五）

关于【set】的地道口语短句：

1. I'm all set.

我都准备好了。

2. My parents set me up on a blind date. 我爸妈帮我安排了次相亲。

3. She was dead set against it. 她对此坚决反对。

4. Help me set the table.

来帮忙摆下碗筷。

5. You set me up.

你陷害我。

6. I forgot to set my alarm.

我忘记订闹钟了。

关于【look】的地道口语短句：

1. The odds don't look good.

可能性不大。

2. May I take a look around?

能到处看看吗？

3. I don't look good in pictures. 我不上相。

4. It's not what it looks like. 不是表面看上去那样。

5. You're looking sharp.

看着很精神。

6. Let's look at the big picture. 得长远考虑。

关于【mess】的地道口语短句：

1. Don't mess with me.

老子可不是好惹的。

2. I messed up everything.

我把一切都搞砸了。

3. What a mess!

真是一团糟啊！

4. I'm trying to clean up your mess. 我在帮你收拾烂摊子。

5. Don't mess around.

别再浪费时间了。

6. I'm just messing with you. 我逗你玩呢。

关于【treat】的地道口语短句：

1. How's life treating you？

最近过得怎么样？

2. I'll treat you to dinner.

我请你吃晚饭。

3. They treat me like crap.

他们对我特别差。

4. It's my treat.

我请客。

5. You are in for a treat.

你肯定会满意的。

6. How dare you treat me like this? 你怎么敢这么对我！

关于【stand】的地道口语短句：

1. I can't stand him any more. 我无法忍受他了。

2. It was just a one-night stand. 只是一夜情而已。

3. He stood me up.

他放我鸽子。

4. I'm not gonna stand by.

我是不会袖手旁观的。

5. Don't stand in my way.

别挡着我的路。

6. Then I stand corrected.

那我说得没错。

关于【pick】的地道口语短句：

1. I'll pick up the tab.

我来结账。

2. I want to pick your brain.

想向你请教下。

3. Pick yourself up.

振作起来。

4. You have to pick your moments. 说话要选时机。

5. Stop picking on me!

别老找我茬！

6. Let's pick this up later.

下次接着说。

7. Take your pick.

随便挑。

关于【tell】的地道口语短句：

1. Just tell me already!

快点告诉我呀。

2. Let me tell you one thing. 你听我跟你说。

3. You should tell him to his face. 你该当面跟他说。

4. There's no way to tell.

我们没法判断。

5. Time will tell.

时间会证明一切。

6. Tell me about it.

可不是嘛。

7. You tell me.

你说呢？

关于【take】的地道口语短句：

1. He can't take a joke.

他开不起玩笑。

2. Just take a hike.

哪凉快哪歇着去。

3. Don't take it to heart.

别往心里去。

4. I have a family to take care of. 我得养家糊口。

5. Why not let nature take its course? 何不顺其自然呢。

6. Just take my word for it.

相信我没错。

篇三：常用交际英语1000句

1. I see． 我明白了。

2. I quit! 我不干了!

3. Let go! 放手!

4. Me too． 我也是。

5. My god! 天哪!

6. No way! 不行!

7. Come on． 来吧(赶快)

8. Hold on． 等一等。

9. I agree。 我同意。

10. Not bad． 还不错。

11. Not yet． 还没。

12. See you． 再见。

13. Shut up! 闭嘴!

14. So long． 再见。

15. Why not? 好呀! (为什么不呢?)

16. Allow me． 让我来。

17. Be quiet! 安静点!

18. Cheer up! 振作起来!

19. Good job! 做得好!

20. Have fun! 玩得开心!

21. How much? 多少钱?

22. I‘m full． 我饱了。

23. I‘m home． 我回来了。

24. I‘m lost． 我迷路了。

25. My treat． 我请客。

26. So do I． 我也一样。

27. This way。 这边请。

28. After you． 您先。

29. Bless you! 祝福你!

30. Follow me． 跟我来。

31. Forget it! 休想! (算了!)

32. Good luck! 祝好运!

33. I decline! 我拒绝!

34. I promise． 我保证。

35. Of course! 当然了!

36. Slow down! 慢点!

37. Take care! 保重!

38. They hurt． (伤口)疼。

39. Try again． 再试试。

40. Watch out! 当心。

41. What‘s up? 有什么事吗?

42. Be careful! 注意!

43. Bottoms up! 干杯(见底)!

44. Don‘t move! 不许动!

45. Guess what? 猜猜看?

46. I doubt it 我怀疑。

47. I think so． 我也这么想。

48. I‘m single． 我是单身贵族。

49. Keep it up! 坚持下去!

50. Let me see．让我想想。

51. Never mind．不要紧。

52. No problem! 没问题!

53. That‘s all! 就这样!

54. Time is up． 时间快到了。

55. What‘s new? 有什么新鲜事吗?

56. Count me on 算上我。

57. Don‘t worry． 别担心。

58. Feel better? 好点了吗?

59. I love you! 我爱你!

60. I‘m his fan。 我是他的影迷。

61. Is it yours? 这是你的吗?

62. That‘s neat． 这很好。

63. Are you sure? 你肯定吗?

64. Do l have to 非做不可吗?

65. He is my age． 他和我同岁。

66. Here you are． 给你。

67. No one knows . 没有人知道。

68. Take it easy． 别紧张。

69. What a pity! 太遗憾了!

70. Any thing else? 还要别的吗?

71. To be careful! 一定要小心!

72. Do me a favor? 帮个忙，好吗?

73. Help yourself． 别客气。

74. I‘m on a diet． 我在节食。

75. Keep in Touch． 保持联络。

76. Time is money． 时间就是金钱。

77. Who‘s calling? 是哪一位?

78. You did right． 你做得对。

79. You set me up! 你出卖我!

80. Can I help you? 我能帮你吗?

81. Enjoy yourself! 祝你玩得开心!

82. Excuse me，Sir． 先生，对不起。

83. Give me a hand! 帮帮我!

84. How‘s it going? 怎么样?

85. I have no idea． 我没有头绪。

86. I just made it! 我做到了!

87. I‘ll see to it 我会留意的。

88. I‘m in a hurry! 我在赶时间!

89. It‘s her field． 这是她的本行。

90. It‘s up to you． 由你决定。

91. Just wonderful! 简直太棒了!

92. What about you? 你呢?

93. You owe me one．你欠我一个人情。

94. You‘re welcome． 不客气。

95. Any day will do． 哪一天都行夕

96. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吧!

97. Congratulations! 祝贺你!

98. I can‘t help it. 我情不自禁。

99. I don‘t mean it. 我不是故意的。 100. I‘ll fix you Up． 我会帮你打点的。

101. It sounds great!． 听起来很不错。 102. It‘s a fine day。 今天是个好天。 103. So far，So good． 目前还不错。

篇四：A Joke

A Joke

????A Joke There was a cave full of lots of vampire bats. Once, a bat called Andy

came home late and there was of blood all over his body. All of his friends and family asked him where the blood came from, and asked him to take place. He didn't want to tell them at first, but after a while, he said Follow me, folks . Then they flew over a valley, crossed a river, and stopped in front of a stone. Andy asked Do you guys see that tree? And his friends all answered Yes And then Andy said I didn't .

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篇五：take in等常用搭配 辨析

take on take off take in take into take over take out take up 辨析

By Mark Zhao

(一)take on：1.披上，穿上，戴上；呈现(面貌等)；具有(某种性质、特征等)：

作文佳句：The campus has taken on a new look.校园换了新貌。 The old term has taken on a new meaning.这个旧词有了新的含义。

2.开始做，开始执行，开始处理；承担(责任等)；担任(工作)： He took on the responsibility for collecting evidence for the trial.

他负责为审判收集证据。

作文佳句：She took on a teaching job in 2006.

比较：She began to be a teacher in 2006.

注：to take on a teaching job任教

3.开始交往：

When did she take on with that man?

她什么时候和那个人开始交往的?

4.接纳(乘客)；装载；允许进入：

The school bus stopped to take on pupils.

校车停下来让小学生上车。

to take cargo on装货

5.(开始)雇用；在某种关系中接受：

The supermarket is taking on a few temporary assistants for the Christmas season.

这家超市正在招收几名圣诞节期间上班的临时店员。

to take on apprentices招收学徒

6.采用，采纳，采取：

He took on new ways of life after he got married.

他婚后开始了新的生活方式。

7.增加：

She took on 10 pounds 2 months after she went back to China.

回中国后两个月她体重增加了10磅。

8.同(对手)较量；接受?的挑战；对付：

作文佳句： I'll take you on at football pitch

咱们绿茵场上见！（我要和你们踢足球。）

He wants to take on that boxing champion.

他想和那个拳击冠军较量。

10.装出(某种样子)；摆架子；盛气凌人：

He took on not to know me.

他假装不认识我。

11.[口语](因发怒等)激动；大惊小怪；发作；悲伤：

Don't take on so!

别那么伤心!

He took on about it.

他对那件事大惊小怪。

12.风行，流行；受欢迎；被接受：（注：take over也有“流行”义）

That love song has really taken on.

那首情歌真是风行一时。

The high style didn't take on for some time.

这个女装新款式没流行多长时间。

(二)take off ：

1.脱下(衣帽、鞋子等)，脱掉；拿掉，取下；

He took off his coat and sat down.他脱下大衣坐了下来。

to take off one's glasses摘下眼镜

2.领走；带走；带去(某物)；移送(某处)，

如：[take oneself off] [口语]使(自己)离开某处；离开；走掉；滚：She took the pupils off to the art exhibition.

她带学生们去看美术展览。

Take yourself off.滚!

3.出发；匆匆离开：

The professor took off for Shanghai this morning.

教授今天上午动身去上海了。

Tom took off at the sight of trouble.一看到要出麻烦汤姆就溜走了。

4.将?调离工作；休假，休息；[美国方言]缺勤，旷工，旷课： Both students and teachers took Christmas off.

学生和老师圣诞节都休假。

He took two weeks off from work.

他歇工两星期。

5.弄死，杀死，夺去?的生命：

Her father was taken off by Ebola.她父亲死于埃博拉。

Take him off! 干掉他！（电影常用语）

6.从?去掉，扣除，减去，减(价)；减损：

Our shop is taking 20% off all dresses this week.

我们商店本星期所有的衣服八折出售。

Can you take 10 dollars off the price?

你能把价钱减去10美元吗?

7.(鸟等)起跳；跳起来；(飞机等)起飞：

The plane took off from the airport and headed south towards Hong Kong.飞机从机场起飞往南向香港飞去。

8.减轻(体重)：

She took off a few pounds in a month.

她在一个月内减轻了几磅。

9.(价格等)暴涨：

Food costs took off.

食品价格暴涨。

10.[比喻]【商业】(经济状况等)开始明显好转；开始迅速发展(或增长、活动)；(经济)起飞；开始获利：

The product suddenly took off in September.

该产品在九月份突然热销起来。

11.[口语]开始；开始流行；突然受到广泛欢迎，突然被广泛使用；(想

法、计划等)开始获得成功：

Their first major design took off in high schools and colleges. 他们的头一个重要的设计在大中学校流行开来。

After a slow start,the plan soon took off and was accepted by all. 计划开始进展很慢，但很快见成效了，而且被大家接受。

备注：11,12的意思，皆和飞机起飞的本意有联系！不难理解。

(三)take in：

1.让?进入；接纳，接受；吸收：

Our club plan to take in 20 new members.

我们俱乐部计划吸收20名新会员。

The ship stopped here to take in goods.

这艘船在这里停泊装货。

2.接待；留宿；收留；收进：

The old man took in the lost backpackers for the night.

老人收留迷路的背包客在家里过夜。

to take in the homeless收留无家可归的人

3.收入，进账：

Our shop takes in twice as much money every day as it used to. 我们商店每天的收入是过去的两倍。

4.敏锐地观察到；一目了然，一览无余：

作文佳句： The tourists took in the full beauty of the scenery. 游客们充分领略这里的美景。

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