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求50 词以内英语小笑话带翻译、请直接发到我邮箱、ifnoif6558@foxmail.com
求50 词以内英语小笑话带翻译、请直接发到我邮箱、ifnoif6558@foxmail.com

求50 词以内英语小笑话带翻译、请直接发到我邮箱、ifnoif6558@foxmail.com
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
　　我的狗不识字
　　布朗夫人：哦,
　　亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
　　史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
　　布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
　　Good Boy
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with
　　the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents
　　more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.
　　“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老
　　太太那么感兴趣呢?”
　　“她是个卖糖果的.”
　　The Perfect Son.
　　A: I have the perfect son.
　　B: Does he smoke?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: Does he drink whiskey?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: Does he ever come home late?
　　A: No, he doesn't.
　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
　　完美儿子
　　A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
　　B:他抽烟吗?
　　A:不抽.
　　B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
　　A:不喝.
　　B:他会不会很晚回家?
　　A:不会.
　　B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
　　A:下个星期三就满6个月了
　　Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
　　A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
　　猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
　　Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
　　A: By treading on his corn?
　　如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
　　A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
　　因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
　　A: They make faces all day.
　　一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
　　A: Keep him awake.
　　怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了