作业帮急,汉译英 小笑话,质量高多奖分!有犯人死刑,被执行枪决.由于子弹质量不过关,第一枪没响,犯人腿已瘫了;第二枪又没响,犯人裤子湿了;接着又开第三枪,还是没响.这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的腿
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急,汉译英 小笑话,质量高多奖分!有犯人死刑,被执行枪决.由于子弹质量不过关,第一枪没响,犯人腿已瘫了;第二枪又没响,犯人裤子湿了;接着又开第三枪,还是没响.这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的腿
急,汉译英 小笑话,质量高多奖分!
有犯人死刑,被执行枪决.由于子弹质量不过关,第一枪没响,犯人腿已瘫了;第二枪又没响,犯人裤子湿了;接着又开第三枪,还是没响.这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的腿说:大哥你掐死我吧,太吓人了
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急,汉译英 小笑话,质量高多奖分!有犯人死刑,被执行枪决.由于子弹质量不过关,第一枪没响,犯人腿已瘫了;第二枪又没响,犯人裤子湿了;接着又开第三枪,还是没响.这时犯人哭了,抱着法警的腿
one guy was sentenced to death by the judge.his doomed day came finally.this gonna be done by a head blow.boo.first shooting failed work,a dud.the prisoner fell to ground by the thud. boo,another dud,he wetted his pants with all of his shits.quite differenly,third dud even gave no noise. the dead meat was really pissed off by the sucking excution.he grabbed the legs of the excutor,and begged aloud. hey bro give me abreak, this fucking killing was just horrible.why don't you shit head choose to smoothering (strangling,choking)me! OMG it is just fuckin' dreadful beastial penalty!
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