作业帮求1篇2分钟内能说完的英语笑话
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求1篇2分钟内能说完的英语笑话
求1篇2分钟内能说完的英语笑话
求1篇2分钟内能说完的英语笑话
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行."
DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?
One day,Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and
saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very
pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and
said to him,"You got all your homework right this time,Tim.
What happened?Did your father help you?"
"No,sir.He was too busy last night,so I had to do it all
myself," said Tim.
你爸爸帮你了吗?
一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了.老师很高兴
,同时也十分惊讶.他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆,你这次的作业全都
做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"
"不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了."
英语幽默笑话
Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.