英语课本剧,急求!1、要7个人演的2、内容要适合戴面具的3、不要太短也不要太长,大概5-10分钟能演完的4、最好搞笑一点好的话我会追加分的5、要有中文翻译哦!拜托了

英语课本剧,急求!1、要7个人演的2、内容要适合戴面具的3、不要太短也不要太长,大概5-10分钟能演完的4、最好搞笑一点好的话我会追加分的5、要有中文翻译哦!拜托了
英语课本剧,急求!
1、要7个人演的
2、内容要适合戴面具的
3、不要太短也不要太长,大概5-10分钟能演完的
4、最好搞笑一点
好的话我会追加分的
5、要有中文翻译哦!拜托了

英语课本剧,急求!1、要7个人演的2、内容要适合戴面具的3、不要太短也不要太长,大概5-10分钟能演完的4、最好搞笑一点好的话我会追加分的5、要有中文翻译哦!拜托了
April Fool's Day
愚人节
(N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王)
N:Many years ago,on April 1,a body had birth.His father called him "foolman",nobody like him except his mother.How time flies!
许多年以前的四月一日,有个婴孩诞生了,他老爸给他取名为“愚男”,除他妈妈,没人喜欢他.时间过的真快啊!
F:Mum,I'm eithteen years old,so I will leave this family.
妈妈,我十八岁了,我要离开这个家了.
Mum:All right,but please see me at times.This is a bottle of drink,a piece of dry bread.Remember:take good care of yourself,bye!
好的,但要时不时回家看望我哈.这是一瓶酒,一块干面包.记住：要照顾好自己啊.再见了!
N:He came to a forest,and met an ugly man.
他走到一座森林,遇到一个丑八怪的男人.
U:Hello!I'm very hungry and thirsty,could you give me something to drink and eat,please?
我又饿又干,请给我些喝的和吃的,怎么样?
F:Ok,here.
好的.给.
U:Oh,thanks very much!Now,I will go.Oh,this stick is for you,it will bring luck to you.Good luck!
喔,多谢了!好,我要走了.哦,这根手杖给你,会给你带来好运的.一路好运!
N:The foolman reached a restaurant,the boss had two daughters,they found the stick very brightly.
愚男来到一栋餐馆,老板有两个女儿,她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光.
D1:Oh,how beautiful it is!I want it,it's great!（上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面） Oh!Dear!I can't leave it!（吃惊地）
喔,好漂亮的手杖啊!我想要,真是太棒了!(上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面)啊,老天啊!我放不开它了!(吃惊地)
D2:Sister,what are you doing there?Do you want this stick yourself?No,I will get a part of it!We are parent's daughters,I must get a part of it like you!（走向木棒）
姐姐,你在那做啥啊?你自个儿想要那根手杖?不行,我要有一份!我们都是父母的女儿,我必须跟你一样要有一分!（走向木棒）
D1:Don't come!Don't come!It's dangerous!
别来!别来!危险!
D2:You can come,so I can come,too!（也被粘在木棒上） Oh,my god!What's wrong with me?
你来得,我也来得!（也被粘在木棒上）啊,老天啊!我怎么啦?
D1:What a pity!
真可惜!
N:Foolman didn't mind at all,after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant.Of course,two girls followed him.In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男一点都不在意,吃了饭之后,他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆.当然,那两个女孩就跟着他.来到一块田的时候,他们遇到一位科学家.
S:Oh!Terrible!You two girls follow a boy.How silly of you!I will take you back home,and take the boy to the police station.（抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh!Bad luck!Terrible!
啊!太可怕了!你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩,你们怎么这么傻啊!我带你们回家,把这个男孩送到警察局去.（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊!糟糕!太糟糕啦!
N:A few days later,they got to a strange country.The king had a daughter,but she never smiled or laughed.
几天之后,他们来到一个陌生的国度.国王有个女儿,但她从来不笑.
King:Who can make her smile or laugh,she'll be his wife.
要是谁能让她笑,那她就是他的妻子.
F:Let me try ,Perhaps I can.
我来看看.或许我能呢.
N:Then they went to see her.She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
这样他们就去看望她.她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停.
k:Ok,you make her laugh,now let us look at your 生辰八字.Which day is your birthday?
好的,你让她笑了,现在让我们看看你的生辰八字,你哪天出生的?
F:April 1.
四月一日.
K:Oh!What a great boy!Do you know my country's name?Let me tell you:it called "Fool World"!Very suits you,right?!
哦!多么棒的孩子!你知道我们国家的名字吗?我告诉你吧,叫“愚蠢世界”.非常适合你,对不?
N:The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died.That is why we now have a holiday called :"April Fool".
结果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的过了一辈子直到死.这就是我们有这样的一个假日的缘由：“愚人节”.