初中英语小短文或句子短文和句子要有哲理或者很搞笑大概是50词左右还要帮我翻译过来 时间很紧 要比较滑稽点得，或者是句子要有哲理的

初中英语小短文或句子短文和句子要有哲理或者很搞笑大概是50词左右还要帮我翻译过来 时间很紧 要比较滑稽点得，或者是句子要有哲理的
初中英语小短文或句子
短文和句子要有哲理或者很搞笑
大概是50词左右
还要帮我翻译过来
时间很紧
要比较滑稽点得，或者是句子要有哲理的

初中英语小短文或句子短文和句子要有哲理或者很搞笑大概是50词左右还要帮我翻译过来 时间很紧 要比较滑稽点得，或者是句子要有哲理的
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman,the third-place fencer took the stage.A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!The crowd was aghast.The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled."You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman,"you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives,yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中,排名第三的击剑手上场了.一只苍蝇放了出来,剑划了一个弧,他将苍蝇劈成了两半.观众欢呼起来.紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半.现场一阵沉默,人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场.
他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来－－然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了.最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标,然而他还在微笑着.
“你为什么这么高兴?”有人嚷道,“你没击中!”
“啊,”剑手答道,“你刚才没有很仔细地看.苍蝇还活着,是的－－但他永远也做不成爸爸了.”
Response Ability
An Ogden,Iowa,minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee.When asked if that didn't constitute gambling,the minister replied,"It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell,asked if he was willing to die for his beliers,replied:"Of course not.After all,I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question:"If a fire broke out in the Louvre,and if you could only save one painting,which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was:"The one nearest the exit."
答问技巧
衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币.别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时,牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法.”
当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时,他答道：“当然不会.毕竟,我可能会是错的.”
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将救出哪一幅?”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅.”
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剸旧桌上旧旧 睛睛一是睛睛睛睛 睛下瑁瑁是 瑁

There is a big bed , a small desk , a shelf and a closet in my room. The bed is near the desk . There is a shelf near the closet
有一个大床,一张小书桌、书架和一个柜子放在我的房间里了。床在桌子上。附近有一个书架上的衣柜

Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 <...

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Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

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