用英语写笑话

用英语写笑话
用英语写笑话

用英语写笑话
A man was hit by a cab in the street.He was brought to the hospital.His wife who was standing up by his bed,said to the doctor:"I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this,the man moved his head and said:"I'm not dead.I'm still alive."
"Be quiet," said the wife."the doctor knows better than you!"
Cat and Mice
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What's in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat," answered Mrs Brown."You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared!This cat is to catch them."
"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend.
"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.

1. Work idle bored, a whim and company of a female colleague to taiyuan HuangPo cemetery. We in the churchyard walk ten minutes haven't seen one, are we chated while walking, a cemetery staff do not k...

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1. Work idle bored, a whim and company of a female colleague to taiyuan HuangPo cemetery. We in the churchyard walk ten minutes haven't seen one, are we chated while walking, a cemetery staff do not know from which came and asked us to do? I just ready excuses. I didn't know that to see local female colleagues blurt out: "for someone!" Three men stood in the churchyard half minutes bah...
1.上班闲的无聊，心血来潮和公司一女同事到太原市的黄坡公墓。 我俩在墓地里走了十几分钟都没见一个人，正边走边聊，一墓地的工作人员不知从哪走过来，问我们来干什么的？ 我刚准备借口说是来看地方的，没想到女同事脱口而出：“找人！” 三个人站在墓地里半分钟无语……
2. Read back the lunar calendar, before a text, sneaked back quite a number, just dial to the United States, an American cracking cracking received calls, I started to say HELLO, then began, recite the text, this text mainly speak I day dry what of, he listened to, don't know what said a sentence, then to realize now, he said, pass I fart matter
2.以前读初二，背了一篇课文，背的还挺溜，就随便拨个号码到美国显摆显摆，一个美国人接到电话，我就开始说，HELLO，然后开始背课文，这课文主要是讲我一天干了什么的，他听完后，不知道说了句什么，后来到现在才知道，他说的是，关我屁事

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