Very!Very简单的英语故事!一定要非常简单,要有翻译!

Very!Very简单的英语故事!一定要非常简单,要有翻译!
Very!Very简单的英语故事!
一定要非常简单,要有翻译!

Very!Very简单的英语故事!一定要非常简单,要有翻译!
The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子
A PIGEON,oppressed by excessive thirst,saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard.Not supposing it to be only a picture,she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard,jarring herself terribly.Having broken her wings by the blow,she fell to the ground,and was caught by one of the bystanders.
Zeal should not outrun discretion.
有只鸽子口渴得很难受,看见画板上画着一个水瓶,以为是真的.他立刻呼呼地猛飞过 去,不料一头碰撞在画板上,折断了翅膀,摔在地上,被人轻易地捉住了.
这是说,有些人想急于得到所需的东西,一时冲动,草率从事,就会身遭不幸.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1 +1 =? Small said do not know, the teacher asked parents told him to go home. Xiao-ming asked his mother to go home, his mother playing mahjong, said 20,000. He also asked...

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The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1 +1 =? Small said do not know, the teacher asked parents told him to go home. Xiao-ming asked his mother to go home, his mother playing mahjong, said 20,000. He also asked his father, his father is looking at the newspaper said Saddam. Xiao Ming and ask his uncle, his uncle and daughter-in-law is home to, and said: "Walking, his wife." He also asked his grandfather, his grandfather in Chixuegao said: "Haoshuang." Finally she asked him, he said that his grandmother in singing: "My family owners of the hair feces Hang, Yixiayixia shake."
The next day, the teacher asked Small said 1 +1 =?
Xiao Ming: "20000"
Teacher: "Who told you?"
Xiao Ming: "Saddam"
His teacher: "I went to the office with"
Xiao Ming: "Walking, his wife"
The teacher gave him a slap in the face fans
Xiao Ming: "Haoshuang"
Teacher: "Where your home?"
Xiao Ming: "I live in the hair feces Hang, Yixiayixia shake"
翻译：
老师问小明1+1=？小明说不知道，老师叫他回家问家长。小明回家问他妈妈，他妈妈在打麻将，说2万。他又去问他爸爸，他爸爸在看报纸说萨达姆。小明又去问他叔叔，他叔叔正在和媳妇去娘家，说：“走，老婆”。他又去问他爷爷，他爷爷在吃雪糕说：“好爽”。最后又问他奶奶，他奶奶在唱歌说：“我家主在毛屎坑，咿呀咿呀摇”。
第二天，老师问小明说1+1=？
小明：“2万”
老师：“谁告诉你的？”
小明：“萨达姆”
老师：“跟我去办公室”
小明：“走，老婆”
老师扇了他一巴掌
小明：“好爽”
老师：“你家在哪？”
小明：“我家住在毛屎坑，咿呀咿呀摇”

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