求一些短小的英语小故事要附带翻译的,短小精炼的,笑话也行,只要有意思的!水平不要太过高的,应为本人能力有限……越多越好

求一些短小的英语小故事要附带翻译的,短小精炼的,笑话也行,只要有意思的!水平不要太过高的,应为本人能力有限……越多越好
求一些短小的英语小故事
要附带翻译的,短小精炼的,笑话也行,只要有意思的!水平不要太过高的,应为本人能力有限……越多越好

求一些短小的英语小故事要附带翻译的,短小精炼的,笑话也行,只要有意思的!水平不要太过高的,应为本人能力有限……越多越好
One day,a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit.When they came near the incubator,chick just got out of its egg shell."It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell,isn't it?" the teacher said."Yes,sir." said one of the boys," but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand." 一天,老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出.“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说.“是的,老师.”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了.” .Some big companies to hire a car driver high,after each and after the exam,only three of the most excellent competitors.The examiners asked them,"cliff is gold,you open a car to take,can feel how close distance and unapt cliff drops?" "Two meters." The first said."Half meters." The second is safely said."I'll try,the more far away from the cliff.The third said.Results the company hired a third.Tips:don't be fighting temptation and,yue yuanyue is good.远离诱惑 某大公司准备以高薪雇用一名小车司机,经过层层筛选和考试之后,只剩下三名技术最优良的竞争者.主考者问他们：“悬崖边有块金子,你们开着车去拿,觉得能距离悬崖多近而又不至于掉落呢?” “二公尺.”第一位说.“半公尺.”第二位很有把握地说.“我会尽量远离悬崖,愈远愈好.”第三位说.结果这家公司录取了第三位.秘诀：不要和诱惑较劲,而应离得越远越好.Five years of Hank and mom and dad brother go to work,the forest sudden rain,but they have only a piece of YuPi.Dad YuPi will give mom,mom gave brother,brother gave Hank.Hank asked:"why dad gave mom,mom gave brother,brother gave me?" The father replied,"because dad than mom,mom is strong and powerful,brother,brother,stronger than you.We will protect weaker person.Hank looked around,and ran to YuPi will open in a wind fluttering delicate floret above.True strength,or is not much more money than others,but he has to help.Responsibility can let us do will complete,love can let us do things.强者 五岁的汉克和爸爸妈妈哥哥一起到森林干活,突然间下起雨来,可是他们只带了一块雨披.爸爸将雨披给了妈妈,妈妈给了哥哥,哥哥又给了汉克.汉克问道：“为什么爸爸给了妈妈,妈妈给了哥哥,哥哥又给了我呢?”爸爸回答道：“因为爸爸比妈妈强大,妈妈比哥哥强大,哥哥又比你强大呀.我们都会保护比较弱小的人.汉克左右看了看,跑过去将雨披撑开来挡在了一朵风雨中飘摇的娇弱小花上面.真正的强者不一定是多有力,或者多有钱,而是他对别人多有帮助.责任可以让我们将事做完整,爱可以让我们将事情做好.