英语翻译期末考完试,小明回到家中对父母说：“妈妈,爸爸,这回我两门老了100分.”爸妈听后非常高兴.小明又说：“是两门加起来100分.”爸爸听后大怒,举手便要打,被妈妈劝道：“就算数学40

英语翻译期末考完试,小明回到家中对父母说：“妈妈,爸爸,这回我两门老了100分.”爸妈听后非常高兴.小明又说：“是两门加起来100分.”爸爸听后大怒,举手便要打,被妈妈劝道：“就算数学40
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期末考完试,小明回到家中对父母说：“妈妈,爸爸,这回我两门老了100分.”爸妈听后非常高兴.小明又说：“是两门加起来100分.”爸爸听后大怒,举手便要打,被妈妈劝道：“就算数学40分,语文应该是60分,至少有一门及格吗?”这时,小明小声说道：“妈,不是那种算法!加一起是100分.”
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英语翻译期末考完试,小明回到家中对父母说：“妈妈,爸爸,这回我两门老了100分.”爸妈听后非常高兴.小明又说：“是两门加起来100分.”爸爸听后大怒,举手便要打,被妈妈劝道：“就算数学40
After the end-of-year examination,xiaoming returned home and told his parents:"Mom,Dad,i scored 100 for two subjecs." After hearing this news,Mom and Dad were overjoyed.Xiaoming added " Both added to 100." After hearing this,Dad was so angry that he raised his fist and was about to beat Xiaoming when mother interrupted," Even if you scored 40 for Mathematics,you at least score 60 for Chinese,at least one of them past right?" At this moment,xiaojing whispered:" No Mom,that's not how it should be calculated.10 for Chinese and 0 for Mathematics,added up to 100."
一楼用得是在线翻译,很多错的.= =ll

The final after examination, xiao Ming returned home to parents said: "mom, dad, I two old 100 points." After hearing parents very happy. Small clear say: "are two doors up 100 points." My dad is very...

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The final after examination, xiao Ming returned home to parents said: "mom, dad, I two old 100 points." After hearing parents very happy. Small clear say: "are two doors up 100 points." My dad is very angry, and listen to raise, mom told: "calculate mathematical 40 points, language should be 60 points, at least a pass?" At this moment, xiao Ming whispered, "mom, is not the sort algorithm is language! 10 minutes, mathematics, add together is 100 points."

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After the final exam, Xiao Ming went home and told his parents :"Mum, Dad, this time I got two 100." His parents were very happy . But Xiao Ming said again," Not each one, but plus the two." His dad ...

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After the final exam, Xiao Ming went home and told his parents :"Mum, Dad, this time I got two 100." His parents were very happy . But Xiao Ming said again," Not each one, but plus the two." His dad was very angry to hear this, and wanted to gave him a good beat. But his mum said :"If the mathe was 40, then the Chinese would be 60. He could pass one subject at least." At this moment, Xiao Ming wispeared,"Mum, it's not that kind of caculation. It's 10 for Chinese and 0 for Mathe. Put the two figures together and that is 100 !"

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Having finished the semester exam, Xiao Ming went home and told his parents, “Mom, Dad, I scored 100 marks on two subjects.” Mom and Dad were pretty happy on hearing the good news. Then Xiao Ming said...

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Having finished the semester exam, Xiao Ming went home and told his parents, “Mom, Dad, I scored 100 marks on two subjects.” Mom and Dad were pretty happy on hearing the good news. Then Xiao Ming said, “It’s the total of TWO subjects.” Dad was furious and wanted to beat him, then he was stopped by Mom, “It’s must be the case that he got 40 on math and 60 on Chinese language, so it’s good enough that he at least passed one subject.” At this very moment, Xiao Ming whispered back, “Mom, it’s not the case! 10 on Chinese language and 0 on math, and 10 and 0 put together, that makes the total 100.”
手工翻译的，小明很搞笑，偶也学了一招：10 + 0 = 100

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After the final examination, Xiao Ming came home and told his parents: "Mum, dad, I scored 100 on two subjects!" Mum and dad were very happy to hear this, until Xiao Ming added: "Yeah, I scored 100, t...

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After the final examination, Xiao Ming came home and told his parents: "Mum, dad, I scored 100 on two subjects!" Mum and dad were very happy to hear this, until Xiao Ming added: "Yeah, I scored 100, two subjects adding together." Dad got angry and raised up his hand to slap Xiao Ming, but mum stopped him and said: "Well... You got 40 on Maths, then you must got 60 on Chinese, right? Which means you at least passed on subject?" And Xiao Ming replied: "Mum, that's not how you count it! I got 10 on Chinese, and 0 on Maths. You put them together and I got 100!"

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After the final examination, Xiao Ming returned home and told his parents:" Dad, Mud, I've got 100 for two subjects this time." After hearing that, his paretns were really excited after.Then he added,...

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After the final examination, Xiao Ming returned home and told his parents:" Dad, Mud, I've got 100 for two subjects this time." After hearing that, his paretns were really excited after.Then he added," I mean the score of the two subjects is 100." His father was so angry that he wanted to teach him a lesson.(解释下，teach sb a lesson表示教训某人）.But his mother stopped him and said, "Even if you got 40 for your Maths, your score for Chinese is 60, that is to say, at least, you have passed one subject, is that so?" "No,mum." Xiao Ming said at a low voice,"10 for Chinese and 0 for Maths, I can get 100 by just putting the two numbers together."
呵呵，很可爱的一个笑话，已经尽力帮您翻啦，当然肯定有不足，您可以根据大家的翻译综合一些比较好的句子再总结下，这样应该就会比较正确啦。。
不过，其实我觉得对于笑话，不像是写文章，只要意思清楚明白，能让听者听懂其中的意思，就算是成功啦。

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