百字英文小短文Tastefully use humour to provoke serious thought about a negative workplace situation.有时候英文中的幽默和中文的很不一样,请达人用小一百字简单写一下.我好友个思路去扩展.

百字英文小短文Tastefully use humour to provoke serious thought about a negative workplace situation.有时候英文中的幽默和中文的很不一样,请达人用小一百字简单写一下.我好友个思路去扩展.
百字英文小短文
Tastefully use humour to provoke serious thought about a negative workplace situation.
有时候英文中的幽默和中文的很不一样,请达人用小一百字简单写一下.我好友个思路去扩展.

百字英文小短文Tastefully use humour to provoke serious thought about a negative workplace situation.有时候英文中的幽默和中文的很不一样,请达人用小一百字简单写一下.我好友个思路去扩展.
Dear Boss,
I am writing this letter to thank you to make this job so "enjoyable".
we are working in a place called the cube,when I say cube it literately means it's a size of one cubic meter .It's "cosy" like the cheeky letting ads .As everyone else in" the city",we don't know our "neighbours",the only thing we pass to each other is the bad flu virus.Luckily,we have our "generous" boss,whose always generous on the workload to make us feel the work is like "home",we spend so much time here,I don't even know why I have a home in the first place.I am so glad that we are leading the human evolution,the most exercised muscle are on our index fingers,other part of our body are devolving,who needs a healthy body,when you have over exercised brain.A second brain may even be developed since it wants to be exhusted,but i am sure its dream will be full-filled within no time.(it has to be quick since I am not sure whether my body could live until then.)
here i would like to once again to" thank you" from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the value of each dollar.
sacarsm 是一种讽刺的幽默,我不确定你到底是希望一个什么样的文章,这个题目还满另类的,如果需要中文翻译,你可以发短信息.

自己去选!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know yaoming? The famous basketball star? let me tell you! YaoMing was born on December 12,1980 in China.He is 2.26m tall. when he was ...

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自己去选!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know yaoming? The famous basketball star? let me tell you! YaoMing was born on December 12,1980 in China.He is 2.26m tall. when he was 18 years old, he became a member of China Bsketball Star Team.In 2000,he joined the National basketball Team. In 2002,he went to the United States and he became the most valuable player in NBA. He is an outstanding basketball player? Do you think so?
Yaoming-My Favorite Sports Star)
I am a basketball fan. My favorite sports star is Yaoming.As we all know, Yao is a super star in NBA now. He is famous in America not only for his amazing height, but also for his perfect skills in basketball and in communications. Although he is very popular throughout the world, he has never forgot his country and his teachers in China. He's the hero in my heart
If you ask me bout my favourite NBA player,the answer must be Michle Jordan 5 tears ago but now it changed to Yao Ming.
The 2006-2007 regular season of NBA will start soon.As the center of Houston Rockets,the proud of our Chinese,Yao Ming is becoming more and more dominant in NBA,the first class basketball league has came to much more highlighted.Especilly in China,all the Chinese basketball fans see the Rockets as their hometeam.I'm the super fan of it.And of course,fan of Yao.
Several days ago,Yao twisted his ankle in the match VS Orlanto Magic.It really depressed me as the unending injuries had haunted the Rockets for the last whole season.I am so happy to know later that Yao is alright and will be healthy enough to face the challenges of new season.He is always performing like a gentleman no matter in the match or in daily life.I think he is a perfect delegate of China to the whole world.
He is very tall. He is a player. He became the second Chinese basketball player in NBA. He is the best basketball player in China. He is Yao Ming
Today more and more Chinese start to watching NBA.And YAO MING are becoming a new star.
YAO are in the Rocket team.And he also works for our country,he plays basketball with YI JIANlian and others. By the helping of all the players,Chinese are becoming stronger and stronger.
I believe Chinese team will get a good mark in the Olympics.

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