少儿英语幽默故事

篇一：英语幽默小故事

英语幽默小故事

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

鸡蛋在哪里？

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。

父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？

儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？

I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

Ten Candies

Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“Then,” Mother asks.

“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

十块糖

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？” “10块。”吉姆说。

“10块？”妈妈问。

“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”

It’s Good to Admit a Fault

John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily.

“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

“No one is laughing.” Teacher says.

“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

认错

约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。 “约翰！”老师生气地喊他。

“什么？出什么事了？”约翰醒了。

“你为什么要做鬼脸？这是教室！看看！同学们都在笑！”老师生气地说。 “没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。

“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子”老师为此感到满意。

Adding Feet to a Snake

One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

Soon Mr.Wolf finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

画蛇添足

一天，狮子先生举行一场聚会，许多动物都来了，他们喝很多酒。最后只剩一

壶酒了。让谁喝呢？它们想了想，有个主意。它们比赛画蛇，谁最快画

好，谁就喝这壶酒。

不一会，狼先生画好了。“哈，我画好了，我是第一个。”它说。可是它又画了起来，它还说：“再给它加几只脚吧。”这是猩猩先生也画好了。它拿起那酒壶喝起来。一边喝一边说：“那不是蛇，蛇是没有脚的，我赢了这壶酒。”

Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell

Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things.

One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea. “Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.”

Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. “What ate you doing?” the owner says angrily.

掩耳盗铃

王先生总以为自己很聪明，实际上他总干傻事。

一天，他看见一户人家的门头有个很漂亮的铃铛。“啊，真漂亮啊！我要把它拿回家去。”他自言自语道：“我该怎么做呢？”过了一会儿他想到了一个“好”主意。“啊哈！我有办法了！我把耳朵堵上，拿铃铛的时候就听不见铃声了。”

于是他就这样做了。可是他刚拿下铃铛，屋子的主人就打开门，怒气冲冲地说：“你在干什么？”

Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well

There is a frog. He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well. He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well.

One day a crow comes to the well. He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says. The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well. How do you fly from the sky?”

The crow says, “The sky is very big. You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”

The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can come out and have a look by yourself.”

So the frog comes out from the well. He is very surprised. How big the world is!

坐井观天

有一只青蛙住在井底，他从来没有去过井外面。他以为天空就和井口一样大。 一天， 一只乌鸦飞到井边，看见青蛙，就对它说：“青蛙，咱们聊聊吧。”青蛙就问

他：“你从哪里来？”“我从天上上来。青蛙惊讶了，就说：“天空就只有这井口这么大，你怎么会从天上飞老呢？”

乌鸦说：“天空很大。只不过你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大。”青蛙说：“我不相信。”乌鸦说：“你可以出来，自己看看嘛。”

于是青蛙来到井外。他十分惊讶，原来世界这么大！

The Clever King Solomon

Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever.

In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child.

One night, one of the babies died. The dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own bed.

The next morning , they had a quarrel.

“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”

Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.

“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King. “Oh. Your Majesty! Give her my baby. Please don’t kill my baby!”

Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother.”

聪明的国王所罗门

很久很久之前，有一位国王，他的名字叫所罗门，他非常聪明。

在他的国家里，有两位妇女，她们住在同一间房子里。各有一个婴儿。

一天夜里，其中一个婴儿死了。他的妈妈抱另一位妇女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。

第二天早上，他们发生了争吵。

“不，这是我的孩子！这个死的是你的！”

他们都想要这个活着的孩子，于是她们去见所罗门国王。

“给我拿把刀来，把这个孩子切成两半，没人一半。”国王判决道。

“哦，陛下，把我的孩子给她吧。请不要杀了我的孩子！”一位母亲哭喊道。 于是所罗门指着流泪的妇女说：“把孩子给她，她是真正的母亲。”

Two Holes for the Dogs

My uncle has two dogs. One is big and the other is small. He likes them very much.

One day, Mr. Smith came to visit him. When the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs come in and come out, of course,” Mr. Smith asked. “But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle said.

Sometimes a clever man may make such mistakes.

两个狗洞

我的叔叔有两条狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的。他很喜欢它们。

有一天，史密斯先生来看他。当这个朋友看见门口上有连个洞，一个是大洞和一个小洞时，他感到吃惊并说，“我亲爱的朋友，为什么你的门上有连个洞？”我的叔叔回答说：“当然是让我的两条狗进出了。 ” 史密斯先生问到：“ 为什么门上要两个洞呢？一个就足够了。” 我叔叔说：“大狗怎能走小洞呢？”

有时聪明的人可能会犯这样的错误。

篇二：儿童幽默双语故事

幽默双语故事

不用找了 一切都正常睡前祷告词 原来是这样 我很高兴一个数学问题 幸运的母亲小妹妹 模仿 缠住不放我教老师 小男孩与驴子好消息与坏消息 什么都行 心目中的英雄款待女孩的名字 我不想争论

Keep the Change 不用找了

One sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases.有一天天气闷热，我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒，告诉我的四个小孩，他们可以从我这里用拥抱"购买"一筒。于是，孩子们马上排起了队来购买。

The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs. "Keep the changes," he said with a smile.

较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来"买"冰淇淋时，他拥抱了我二下。"不用找了，"他笑着说。

Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了："妈妈，面包烤焦了。"

"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?" "你说话了!你说话了!"他母亲叫了起来。"我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢？"

"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

"哦，在这之前，"那男孩说，"一切都很正常。"

Bedtime Prayers睡前祷告词

Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.

"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。"上帝，求求你，"她说，"让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。"

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

妈妈打断她的话说："朱莉叶，为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢？"

And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

朱莉叶回答道："因为我在地理考卷上是这样写的。"

That's Why 原来如此

Jimmy started painting when he was three years old, and when he was five, he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures, and people paid a lot of money for them. They said, "This boy's going to be famous when he's little older, and then we're going to sell these pictures for a lot more money."

吉米三岁开始画画，五岁时已经画得很好了。他画了很多美丽而有趣的画，人们出高价购买。他们说，"这个孩子长大一点肯定会出名，我们可以靠这些画大赚一笔。"

Jimmy's pictures were different from other people's because he never painted on all of the paper. He painted on half of it, and the other half was always empty.

吉米的画与众不同。因为他从来不在整张纸上作画。他只画一半的纸，而另一半他总空着。

"That's very clever," everyone said, "Nobody else does that!"

"构思多么巧妙啊!"大家都说，"从来没有人这么做过。"

One day somebody bought one of Jimmy's pictures and then said to him, "Please tell me this, Jimmy. Why do you paint on the bottom half of your pictures, but not on the top half?"

有一天，一个人买了吉米的画，然后问他："请告诉我，吉米，你为什么总是在纸的下半部分画画，而不是在纸的上半部分？"

"Because I'm small," Jimmy said, "and my burshes don't reach very high."

吉米说，"因为我个头小，够不着上面。"

I'm Glad 我很高兴

A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。"听着，孩子们，"她说，"你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗？"

"Please, teacher," said a small boy, "I've make someone glad yesterday."

"我，教师，"一个小男孩说，"昨天我就使别人高兴过。"

Well done. Who was that!"

"做得好，是谁呢？"

"My granny."

"我奶奶。"

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？"

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home.' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

"是这样的，教师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我对她说：'奶奶，我要

回家了。'她说：'啊，我很高兴。'"

A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。

One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the (来自:WwW.ZW2.CN 爱作文 网)window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.

有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着："苹果--五美分六个。"比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。

"How much are the apples?" he asked the store.

"苹果怎么卖？"

"Six for five cents."

"五美分六个。"

"But I don't want six apples."

"但我不想要六个。"

"How many apples do you want?"

"你想要几个？"

"It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic."

"这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。"

"What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.

"数学问题？你说这话是什么意思？"

"Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you."

"你看，如果六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，如果一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。"

Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.

比尔拣了一个好苹果，开始吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也说不出来。

Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。

Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.

母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，"露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。"

Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"

露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说："您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗？"

A Baby Sister 小妹妹

Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗？

Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

约翰尼：那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹，现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。

Imitation 模 仿

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。"来，坐下，吃点点心，"妈妈说，"你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。"

Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。

"That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it.""你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，"他那聪明的儿子说，"里面装点东西，就会好的。" Persistance 缠住不放

Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old

daughter. "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"

丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。"爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔？"

"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun.""我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，"丈夫推诿说。"我们打球只是为了好玩而已。"

Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"

莎拉毫不气馁，又问："那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢？"

I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

母亲问她年幼的儿子："宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？"

"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

儿子骄傲地说："什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。"

A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny?" asked one of them.

一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑："小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？"

"So he won't join the army," the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

"这样，他就不会去参军了。"小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

Good News ; Bad News 好消息,坏消息

After picking up for four-year-old girl on her first day of nursery school, my husband left the following message on my voice mail at work: "Hi, honey. The good news is that Amanda got through her first day at school. The bad news is the teacher wants to meet with us."

我们四岁的女儿上托儿所的第一天，丈夫去接她之后，在我工作的电话上留言道："嗨，亲爱的。好消息是阿曼达度过了她在学校的第一天。坏消息是老师想见我们。"

"The good news is that the parents of the boy she bit aren't suing. The bad news is that he had to go to the doctor because of it and we'll be paying the bill."

"好消息是被她咬了一口的那个男孩的父母没有提出起诉，坏消息是他因此得去治疗伤口，而我们得付医疗费。"

Anything 什么都行

When I worked at a small neighorhood grocery, children who could barely reach the counter would often bring crumpled shopping lists from their parents. One day two very rambunctious kids walked in fighting, and continued to bicker over what candy to buy and who would get to

篇三：有趣儿童英语小故事

有趣儿童英语小故事 儿童英语小故事都是一些英语表达简单，多对话的短文，例如经典的《 We are friends》、《Little mouse》、《Let’s play》等的英语小故事。

熟读儿童英语小故事可以让儿童更早接触英语，并且英语小故事比较有趣，儿童们会对英语产生兴趣，这样有利于他们以后的英语学习。我下面只是介绍了3篇比较经典的英语小故事，想了解更多，可以到网上下载，也可以运用学习软件来阅读儿童英语小故事。

We are friends(我们是朋友)

Tommy is turtle. He has no daddy, no mummy and no friends.

Tommy 是一只乌龟。他没有爸爸、妈妈和朋友。

He is crying. A bird comes. She says: “I can fly. Let’s fly!”

他在哭。一只小鸟过来了。她说：“我会飞，让我们一起飞吧。” Tommy says: “ no,no, I can’t fly!”

Tommy 说：“不，不，我不会飞。”

A rabbit comes. He says: “ I can jump. Let’s jump!” 一只兔子过来了。他说：“我会跳。让我们一起跳吧。” Tommy says: “no, no. I can’t jump!”

Tommy说：“不，不。我不会跳。”

A monkey comes. He says:“I can climb the tree. Let’s climb the tree!”

一只猴子过来了。他说：“我会爬树。让我们一起爬树吧。” Tommy says: “ no, no. I can’t climb the tree!” Tommy说：“不，不。我不会爬树。”

A duck comes. He says: “I can swim. Let’s swim!” 一只鸭子过来了。他说:“我会游泳，让我们一起游泳吧！”

Tommy smiles: “ we are friends!”

鸭子笑了：“我们是朋友！”

Little mouse(小老鼠)

It’s a sunny day. A little mouse wants to go out and play.

这是一个晴朗的一天。一只小老鼠想要去外面玩 But he is afraid of the cat . so he peeks and peeks. 但是它害怕猫。 所以左看看右看看

He peeks to the left and peeks to the right.

它看了左边又看右边

Suddenly, the mummy mouse shouts.

突然，老鼠妈妈叫道：

“watch out! Watch out! The cat is here , the cat is here.” “小心！小心！ 猫在这里，猫在这里”

Let’s play(让我们一起玩吧)

It’s dark outside, the cat doesn’t want to sleep. 外面已经天黑了，可是小猫不想睡觉

“rabbits,rabbits! Let’s play!”

“兔子，兔子！让我们一起玩吧”

“no,we are sleeping.”

“不，我们要睡觉”

“birds,birds! Let’s play!”

“小鸟，小鸟！让我们一起玩”

“no, we are sleeping.”

“不，我们要睡觉”

“bears,bear. Let’s play!”

“小熊，小熊，让我们一起玩吧”

“no, we are sleeping.”

“不，我们要睡觉”

No one wants to play. The cat has to go home and sleep

没有人想要玩。小猫只要回家去睡了。

希望你的孩子们对英语小故事产生兴趣吧！这是要孩子经常阅读的哦，效果才会出来。